Dart Throwing Gifts

Woman throwing darts at her calender

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Business Target

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Wanna play?"

Sporting maladies.

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Sporting maladies.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'