Dart Thrower Gifts

Poison Dart Training Camp.

Acupuncture darts.

Fortunately the flying doctor was also the local darts champ.

'Ooo...this can't be good.'

Oh, no! I'm going to miss the target entirely! POP! It might work in some sports, but trying to have a darts tournament in a bubble was a bad idea!

"It's right there in black and white, break two, win a prize."

'One hundred and eighty !'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'Be honest Fred - you've had enough.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Boy and his dog

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Business Target

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

Sporting maladies.

"Wanna play?"

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

Sporting maladies.

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'