Dart Player Gifts

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

Action Re-Drink

Putin and Zelensky

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Business Target

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Sporting maladies.

"Wanna play?"

Professional Forecasting Inc.

Sporting maladies.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

Voodoo Darts. . .

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool? That's on of those things you always see an alpha male do: stand around a pool hall polishing his stick and racking up the balls.

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'