Darts Night Gifts

"Yeah.. you like people to know you've got money, but do you have to dress like that for darts night?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Putin and Zelensky

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Bingo night.

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Playing cards.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

Sporting maladies.

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"Wanna play?"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

"We the jury find that the murder was committed by Colonel Mustard, in the library, with the candlestick!"

Professional Forecasting Inc.

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."