Darts Night Mugs

"Yeah.. you like people to know you've got money, but do you have to dress like that for darts night?"

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

Putin and Zelensky

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

Bingo night.

'All right!! Bull's-eye!'

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Playing cards.

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

'The score is tied and we've only got a 20-second timeout, so we've gotta be quick. ... I'm 'X'. Who wants to be 'O'?'

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

Sporting maladies.

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"Wanna play?"

Professional Forecasting Inc.

"I see your thirty. I hear your thirty. I validate your thirty."

'So what do we have here?' - dart board says, Take the Day Off, Ignore the Loser,Do What the Goof Says, and Act Interested.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'