Chess Curious Gifts

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sweep the board.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I think they're up to something.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

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Do Guns Kill?

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Man and brain

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

'Checkmate I think!'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Checkmate!'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Existential Risk

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

AIDS prevention

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

Bee Chess

Man playing chess from his parked car.