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'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Sweep the board.

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Do Guns Kill?

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Target your message

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I think they're up to something.'

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Checkmate I think!'

Man and brain

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'Checkmate!'

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Existential Risk

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

Bee Chess

AIDS prevention

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'