Celiac Survivor Gifts

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Time for your pills.'

Today's Rapunzel

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

"Is this the queue for Funworld?"

The Gluten is Free. RUN!

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'

He's listened to 'Mull of Kintyre' eleven times and he's still holding.

"That which doesn't kill you might give you stomach trouble."

A holiday maker greets a castaway

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

'I said, now I know why they call you 'Lucky'!'

"This Thanksgiving, we're going to serve whatever we can get from the food bank."

'We got your test results back. Read it and weep.' Bedside bloopers

Man following advice on preventing sea-sickness but becoming sea-sick anyway

Laundromat has a bin for trash & one for unmatched socks

'Thank you for calling the Coast Guard help line. To sink, press one. To swim, press two…'

"I HATE public speaking! Whenever I'm in front of an audience, I freeze like a... Well, you get the picture."

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'

"Well, back to therapy."

"So that must be the guy from Tech Support."

Lance Armstrong.

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