Two-left-feet Survivor Gifts

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'We're in a hurry.'

Gymnast tangled up.

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"Did you know that cats can give paw?"

Survival Kit

Learn-to-dance pants.

'Help! I'm a coeliac get me out of here!'

"The tiny one treats the symptoms. The big one treats the side effects."

'While we didn't see Bill Brewster here in his lifetime, it's good to see him here in death. Uh, let me rephrase that.'

All my owner says is "Heel, heel, heel" --- And then he wonders why I keep chewing on his shoe!

'Is there any particular reason your middle name is stinky?'

'This day goes from bad to worse.'

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

'Oh yes. It's mentioned here, under side-effects.'

'I've just discovered how much we two have in common - including my boyfriend!'

"I'm raising four kids, a husband, three pets and I work. This is nothing."

'I dunno, I've never stayed up long enough to find out.'

'Saved!'

In the embarrassment cemetery

'And these blue ones are for the stomach cramps these red ones are going to give you,'

Common golf Problems: 'Worst slice I have ever seen!'

Wait 'till the tide comes in...

Tell you what --- Why don't you transfer me back to the recording.

'What a day. My girlfriend left me, and my dog died. My only consolation is that it can't get any worse!'

"Of all the hundreds of islands I could get washed up on, I get to land on Hell's Island."

Clancy: Coot of a Day

"Yes, she's expecting you. That's why she's twenty miles away by now."

Message in a bottle breaks on a rock.