Toe-stubbing Survivor Gifts

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"

Gymnast tangled up.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

Livin' the dream

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

Echappe

Bumps in the road.

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

'Gesundheit.'

Man on Deserted Island - stones spell out SOB.

'Sore back?'

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"

"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."

Riverdance school

'The going's a little soft today, isn't it?'

Scene of man brushing his teeth with electric tooth brush gone wrong.

Playing golf on a desert island

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'

'Ok winter, you've made your point...I'm a wussy.'

'Let's go somewhere noisy, where we can't talk.'

'He's completely exhausted. Next time you're shopping for shoes, leave your husband at home.'