Shoe Survivor Gifts

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Do you do much walking?"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

"Is this about your raise?"

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Dieting Motivation.

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

The Hooligan.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.