Shoe Survivor T-Shirts

All my owner says is "Heel, heel, heel" --- And then he wonders why I keep chewing on his shoe!

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

"Is this about your raise?"

"Sold For sale Ellie Kopp 1-800-238-7463 Yaffle Realty Stop renting. Buy your boot from a boot."

Dieting Motivation.

"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

The Hooligan.

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

Desert island has bottle bank and paper bank. Castaway sees message in bottle float towards island.