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"Is this about your raise?"

'Fetch.'

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"Don't worry, boss, he ain't gonna be takin' his shoes off on an airplane no more."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

"I brought my worn out shoes because I heard that confession was good for the sole!"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

Toy repair.

Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

'I've tried everything. My skin is still as dry as an elephant's trunk.'

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

"Never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. And never go shopping for shoes on a full credit card."

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.

No, it can't be my size, it's comfortable.

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

First appearance of Mr. Samuel Weller

'Any old clothes for the jumble sale?'

'I wish you would have come to see me sooner..'

"Acne"

'Barbers without borders'

'I'm a private equity manager. I'm more of a rescuer of businesses.'

"If you find him, tug on the rope, and we'll pull you both out."

Do The Soles Too-My Feet Are Up On The Desk Most Of The Day.

Two shoe-shiners fighting over a client.