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"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

'Fetch.'

"Is this about your raise?"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Toy repair.

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Houdini 2019

Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

A surf lifesavers' joke.

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

Winter depression.

Jehovah's Fitness

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

'Any old clothes for the jumble sale?'

'Barbers without borders'

"If you find him, tug on the rope, and we'll pull you both out."

Trusty Shoe Repairs.

Merry Christmas!

Boots fall off.

"According to my recent poll your approval rating has dropped since you started chewing slippers."

"Cooling off period? I'm so cold I'll probably never use your services again!"