Soul Saver T-Shirts

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

North Pole

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Noise Pollution

Lifesaver!

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

Must Adopt As A Pair.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

Coastguard

'Oh - It's you.'

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

From trash to treasure

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

Last Blue Tuna.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

A Close Call

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

Oil Spill.

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'