Soul Saver Mugs

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

North Pole

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Forget the allowance - I need a benefactor!"

Noise Pollution

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Lifesaver!

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

Coastguard

Must Adopt As A Pair.

'Oh - It's you.'

"Young man, don't you ever add pepper to my soup again!"

From trash to treasure

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"It's a small fridge, honey. Not everything is going to make the cut."

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

Last Blue Tuna.

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

Oil Spill.

"We could repair this one of a kind globe that has been in the family for many generations or just throw it away."

A Close Call

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

Superhero Rescues Books.