Super Sole Savior Gifts

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

'Fetch.'

"Is this about your raise?"

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

~ S.O.S.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

Toy repair.

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Houdini 2019

Meanwhile, Deep in the Rain Forest...Save the Cities

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

'First you fetch their slippers and then you chew them up -- it's called the 'good dog-bad dog' system.'

But who care for these poor little seal pups if I don't?

A surf lifesavers' joke.

"I'm worried about him - he's praying to Mrs. Butterworth."

"....We take the slugs into the countryside and release them."

Winter depression.

Jehovah's Fitness

"Big issue...yeah, whatever...big issue....yeah, whatever....."

All my owner says is "Heel, heel, heel" --- And then he wonders why I keep chewing on his shoe!

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

Successful in ending the seal hunt, Senator Mac Harb is abducted by a grateful herd and spirited away to a small island.

"The only calls not dropped are to your tech support."

'Any old clothes for the jumble sale?'

'Barbers without borders'

"If you find him, tug on the rope, and we'll pull you both out."

Trusty Shoe Repairs.

Merry Christmas!

Boots fall off.

"According to my recent poll your approval rating has dropped since you started chewing slippers."

"Cooling off period? I'm so cold I'll probably never use your services again!"