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Jehovah's Fitness

Powerful Love.

A women in a shoeshop.

Sloth 10K.

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

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'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

First aid and sculpture

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

St Bernard carries slippers to man trapped in the snow.

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

Potato sitting on a couch.

Back down.

"Sloth!"

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

'You two have something in common.'

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

"Thank goodness we chose a rescue cat."

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

"Never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. And never go shopping for shoes on a full credit card."

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'