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Jehovah's Fitness

A women in a shoeshop.

Powerful Love.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

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'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'No need to thank me, ma'am.'

"Siblings? yes, I'm one of seven."

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

"These come with a Health and Safety warning..."

"I've given blood about 20 times. . ."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

First aid and sculpture

SlothPossum Watching Upside Down TV

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

St Bernard carries slippers to man trapped in the snow.

"After the shark documentary there's a documentary on about two fat slobs who watch TV all day. Sounds good"

Potato sitting on a couch.

"You're early - trash day's not till thursday."

"Sloth!"

Back down.

"I told you not to write in that wet cement!"

"Never go grocery shopping on an empty stomach. And never go shopping for shoes on a full credit card."

'You two have something in common.'

"You obviously didn't know Yorrick that well, that's the skull of an Amazonian tree sloth!"

"Thank goodness we chose a rescue cat."

"Dr. Scholl encounters his arch enemy... FlatFoot."

"Some feedback as your last review, low productivity..."

'You can take the bed, I'll be fine in the cupboard for the night...'

"I don't think delivering food is for me. It's always cold by the time I get there."

Sloth works out on running machine: 'I'm on my break.'