World Savior Enthusiast T-Shirts

Do we really want to find another Earth-like planet?

North Pole

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Dog Dreams

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Tiny Visions

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Moses gets REALLY lost in the desert.

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

"That's my boy!"

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

Save the world together

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"