World Savior Enthusiast Pillows

Do we really want to find another Earth-like planet?

North Pole

Dog Dreams

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Tiny Visions

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Desert Island Mishap

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"That's my boy!"

Help! Send fishing tackle!

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'I don't get it, I've only served that guy water all evening.'

'This stuff is all well and good son, but when are you going to get a proper job?'

Save the world together

"We're deploying our solar geoengineering mirrors, not only to reflect sunlight and cool the planet, but also to be the coolest."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

World Health Organization

"Are you sure you sent out those invitations?"

'Waiter, there's a mysterious stain on this napkin.'