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"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

'Wake me up when he doesn't use a buzzword.'

"I feel your pain."

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"We should have taken the cubicles."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

"Everyone seek higher ground! The paperwork is rising to a dangerous level."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"I may be incompetent. But, if you fire me there'll be no one who knows less about this company than you."

Get Well Soon and Hurry Back to the Office. . . Before Sharks Eat Your Job

Office Weather

Getting through the week.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'Chin up, Simpson, it's for the good of the firm.'

Exhausted employee

"Wait, mister Samson. The manager said he'll give you a full refund and a year's worth of free stylings."

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I am totally ready for this presentation."

"I hate when she drags herself to work. Am I supposed to feel guilty?"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"I'm putting you in charge of this project because you're already miserable."

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"You've seen Grace under pressure. Here's Grace after the pressure is off."

'Harlow, do you wnat to be part of the problem or part of the coverup?'

"Leadership is all about making sacrifices and you are OURS!"