Shop Class Survivor Gifts

'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

Say, aren't you my old shop teacher who said I couldn't cut a straight line to save my life?

"It's been a stressful school year."

"You've even got me confused now but I'm reasonably sure it's 'righty tighty - lefty loosey'."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

Teacher to student: 'I taught your father. He owes me $3,000 for therapy.'