School Event Survivor Gifts

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

The full moon frenzy strikes again."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

Examinations.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Does the Fifth Amendment apply to report cards?'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

"It's going to be one of those days."

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"Get your lunchbox, you're going!"

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

'Want to hear something scary? This is the third time this week I've gotten off the bus and still remember what I've learned.'

'Any child left longer than ten minutes past last bell will be given a free kitten.'

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

"And to finally break free from the crippling burden of my student loans."

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"Of course I love school...but I love no more cafeteria food more."

'Would you believe, I didn't get my homework done because of PMS?'

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

'I wish there were true and false questions on math tests. At least that way I'd have a 70% chance of getting one right.'

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"Are we there yet? Are we there yet?..."

'There is NO way I can perform under that kind of pressure!'

"You'll be pleased to know you haven't got any homework this evening."

"It's been a stressful school year."

'My school has a very strict detention policy.'