Toe-stubbing Survivor Pillows

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

Gymnast tangled up.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Livin' the dream

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

Carrying a bike over drawing pins.

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

Corn and Bunion plants.

Honey, I'm stuck in another pot-hole!

'So there I was thinking I was in lipo-sculpture, when really it was Colonic irrigation...anal vapour-blasting more like it'

'Doctor, do you realize that's the third porcupine this week to faint at the sight of a needle?'

"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'

All my owner says is "Heel, heel, heel" --- And then he wonders why I keep chewing on his shoe!

Echappe

Bumps in the road.

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

Tiptoeing around voltometers.

'Gesundheit.'

Man on Deserted Island - stones spell out SOB.

'Sore back?'

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"

"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."

'The going's a little soft today, isn't it?'

Riverdance school

Scene of man brushing his teeth with electric tooth brush gone wrong.

Playing golf on a desert island

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'

'Ok winter, you've made your point...I'm a wussy.'

"I'd love to invite you in for coffee, but I'm sure you understand."

'Let's go somewhere noisy, where we can't talk.'