Toe-tapping Aficionados Pillows

'Don't forget! This next part has to be all your tippy-toes.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Consenting Adults.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"They're a little tight."

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

Thumbs Up Banker

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

Always put your best foot forward - the one with the least lint between the toes.

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

"I'm telling you. . . the shoes don't go with that outfit!"

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

Paul's Bunions

Box Step

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

Walkathon for corn and bunion sufferers.

"Forget it. You have as much chance of fitting in that shoebox as I had of fitting in the shoes."

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'