Foot Fantasy Aficionados Pillows

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'My feet are killing me.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Late BroomStick

Pastries and Candy

Shoe addict.

A Club Sandwitch.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Divine Desk Bins

"I stand corrected."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Beware of the Cat.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Best to keep downwind.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.