Foot Fantasy Aficionados Gifts

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'My feet are killing me.'

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Late BroomStick

Pastries and Candy

Shoe addict.

A Club Sandwitch.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I stand corrected."

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

Divine Desk Bins

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Beware of the Cat.

Podiatry. The greated podiatrist of all time, you say? Yep. I studied at his feet.

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Whomever pulls the sword from the stone will lead this project.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"...but this is the stuff of dreams Mr Whitley! Dreams."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.