Feet Fanatic Pillows

"I'm the podiatrist around here!"

Time wounds all heels.

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Shoe addict.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

"I stand corrected."

Epic Battles

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Sales

Treble

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

"I'm afraid it's two, three months, tops, before you're all pants."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

USING QUILLS

Choosing What To Wear.

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'