Feet Of Fleet Fanatic Pillows

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Fighter Jet Sneeze

'Can our software do that?'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Alternative fielding positions

'I'm not afraid of commitment, but forever is a really long time.'

Boy pilot.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

The First Kite

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Filling up.

Sales

The Aerial Steam Carriage

Helicopter

Homing pigeons in therapy.

December 17, 1903, The Wright Brothers invent the first hub airport at Kitty Hawk, North Carolina

'He has really taken to the training.'

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

OOPS!

'Termites!'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

'Look - up in the sky! It's a flock of birds. It's a cloud. It's the Montgolfier brothers.'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Jet Turbine Testing Area

'Stamp auction' WW2 Victory stamps on two fingers

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."