Toe-tapping Aficionados Gifts

'Don't forget! This next part has to be all your tippy-toes.'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

Consenting Adults.

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

Perhaps a ceasefire is in order. Terms? I will agree not to pummel you for forgetting our anniversary. You will refrain from pursuing the possibility that I, too, have forgotten it. You will, furthermore, massage my feet in penance for denying me a reason to yell at you. Non-negotiable! Got off easy.

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Mythological Greek hero' Achilles' showing off his set of high-heeled shoes

'I'd recommend you put your money into rising markets, for example shoe manufacturers. My wife just bought her 568th pair!

"How do those feel? Click them together a few times."

"They're a little tight."

'You have mistle-TOE.'

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

"I think, therefore I am going to chew her new shoes."

"I want a pair which says 'fast' even if I'm goin' slow."

"There are our running shoes and these are our running shoes for running."

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

Thumbs Up Banker

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

Corn and Bunion plants.

Tap Dancing School - 'We only use tap water.'

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

Always put your best foot forward - the one with the least lint between the toes.

Man with a wooden leg asking to be measured for a pair of boots

Box Step

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

"I'm telling you. . . the shoes don't go with that outfit!"

"Frankly, I was fed up with walking barefoot in muck all the time..."

Paul's Bunions

'Bad news. You have to start wearing sensible shoes.'

The untold wine-making process.

"Would our taxes be any cheaper if we lived in a sandal?"

Walkathon for corn and bunion sufferers.

'The deceased was a member of their running club.'