Toe Hair Connoisseurs Gifts

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Lesser known greek gods,

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Sheep In Curlers

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Curling your hair for no reason

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

Hairstyles

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Consenting Adults.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"Fashion over function!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Hair Salon.

"This is all my own hair."