Toe Hair Connoisseurs Prints

I WRITE FOR THOSE/WHO STARE OUT WINDOWS/WITH LITTLE HAIR ON THEIR TOES

Lesser known greek gods,

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

Curling your hair for no reason

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

Sheep In Curlers

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Square Cut

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'More hair than brains.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Consenting Adults.

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

"Fashion over function!"

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Bald man with a brush on his head

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"

"Highlight the battleship-gray."

Hair Salon.

'My roots are starting to show.' 'You think you've got problems? I have a cowlick!'

Short on top, medium on the sides, and not bald in back.

The wool club for mammoths.