"Slammed the door in your face, huh? Guess she really meant that NO SOLICITORS sign!"
Knock-knock Survivor Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for the witty soul who loves knock-knock jokes and has overcome life's challenges with a smile? Our collection blends humor and resilience, making it ideal for those who never lose their sense of humor, even in tough times. Celebrate their spirit with clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that highlight their love of humor and perseverance. Whether they’re a comedy lover or a champion of good vibes, these products are sure to brighten their day and remind them that they’re a true survivor of life's punchlines.
Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."
Barbeque Casualty.
Gary turns 40.
"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."
Piano and Pianist with broken legs.
'Time for your pills.'
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
"I'll be a bit late... sorry."
Holiday Sales: The Starting Line
"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."
"I see you do all your own stunts."
Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.
Sporting maladies.
B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial
In case of stock market crash break glass.
'You've got a broken finger.'
"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."
'In defense of rotten movies, they DO have the remarkable ability to make it seem like maybe your life isn't flying by that fast after all!'
'You've waited on hold 45 minutes just to speak to my boss? Seriously, sir, get a life!'
"Deputy, round up a posse, I can't find my phone."
'Bloody plaster of Paris.'
"Who's there?" "Who's askin'!?"
"It was just a near-death experience, but while you're here, would you help me with this computer?"
Livin' the dream
'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'
Traffic Jam.
"I have bad knees."
Sling
"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"
"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"
Lost in the shuffle, Bob refused to stop and ask for directions.
Road Construction Blues.
Turtle Haze
'It's an old baseball injury.'
Knock-knock Survivor Gifts Collection
Knock-knock Survivor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs specially designed for knock-knock joke enthusiasts and resilient survivors, and find the perfect morning pick-me-up.
Knock-knock Survivor Pillows
Browse our playful pillows featuring knock-knock jokes and survivor themes—comfort and humor rolled into one.
Knock-knock Survivor Prints
Discover prints that showcase humorous knock-knock jokes and inspiring survivor messages—great for decorating a space full of personality.
Knock-knock Survivor T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts that combine humor and resilience, celebrating the joy of surviving life's punchlines in style.