'I've just discovered how much we two have in common - including my boyfriend!'
Two-timing Survivor Gifts
Looking for a gift for the two-timing survivor in your life? Celebrate their strength and humor with cleverly designed items that acknowledge their journey. These products are perfect for those who have come through the storm stronger and ready to smile at their story. Whether it’s a cheeky mug or an inspiring print, find something that embodies resilience, wit, and a new beginning.
'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'
Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
Emergency Phone.
Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.
Twisted Peel works overtime.
'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'
"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"
"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."
'It's a slow trap.'
Drawing on an island.
"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."
How to survive the coming crash.
'What do you mean you lost the keys?'
'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'
"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."
"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"
'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'
"At least you have a tree."
'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'
A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.
"You been here long?"
Desert - Steep Hill sign.
'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'
'It just hasn't been my day.'
Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.
"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."
"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."
Note reads: 'In case of emergency, break bottle.'
"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"
Tennis anyone?
'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'
'The thin person inside you seems to have developed a serious case of claustrophobia.'
'You need to relax...take some time off... enjoy yourself...be back in 10 minutes... get this report done.'
Two-timing Survivor Gifts Collection
Two-timing Survivor Mugs
Discover a range of mugs that honor the resilience of two-timing survivors—perfect for daily encouragement or a humorous gift.
Two-timing Survivor Pillows
Explore cushions that serve as cozy reminders of resilience—ideal for homes where healing stories are woven into daily life.
Two-timing Survivor Prints
Find inspiring prints that capture the journey of a two-timing survivor, turning past trials into beautiful decor and motivation.
Two-timing Survivor T-Shirts
Browse t-shirts that celebrate strength with witty designs perfect for those who’ve overcome betrayal and are ready to embrace their new beginning.