Two-timing Survivor Mugs

'I've just discovered how much we two have in common - including my boyfriend!'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Emergency Phone.

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'It's a slow trap.'

Drawing on an island.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

How to survive the coming crash.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"At least you have a tree."

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

"You been here long?"

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

Note reads: 'In case of emergency, break bottle.'

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

Tennis anyone?

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

'The thin person inside you seems to have developed a serious case of claustrophobia.'

'You need to relax...take some time off... enjoy yourself...be back in 10 minutes... get this report done.'