Two-timing Survivor Mugs

'I've just discovered how much we two have in common - including my boyfriend!'

'This job is for a 30 hour week. . .but to achieve that you need to work 60 hours a week.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Emergency Phone.

Twisted Peel works overtime.

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"In closing, I'd just like to say you've been a great crowd, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitress, and I hope this final number breaks your heart the way show business broke mine."

'It's a slow trap.'

Drawing on an island.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Listen, girl: It's been three days, we're lost and out of food. I need you to find a radio that has the Bruins game on ..."

"At least you have a tree."

'I'm looking for a romantic tale of wild, unbridled passion I can read while being pushed and groped on the subway.'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

'Check... weapons... maps... house-wife... clean underwear...'

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"You been here long?"

'I'm sorry, but I don't know where 'this is'. I, too, am a stranger here.'

Job centre - casual jobs; rotten, insecure low-paid jobs;dull, boring, repetitive jobs; Jobs that no-one in their right mind would consider.

"No...ha-ha, no, but seriously, boy, I'm going to have to eat you now."

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

"Oh, no. Here comes that couple we just met whose names I forget because I wasn’t listening to them!"

"I screamed for ice cream and all I got was 15 minutes in the Time Out chair."

Tennis anyone?

'The thin person inside you seems to have developed a serious case of claustrophobia.'

'You need to relax...take some time off... enjoy yourself...be back in 10 minutes... get this report done.'

Waiting and waiting and waiting room