Cold Feet Survivor Gifts

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I.T. Fear

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am a 24-year-old man. The woman I am about to marry is having second thoughts because she believes that we are too young. What do you think? - Jacob. Actual reader letter. Great question. When is the right time to marry? Randy, our commitment expert, would you like to handle this one? Jacob, really, what were you expecting?! Medic! Randy's not moving.

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .

'Stay warm last night?'

"Boy, in the cold light of day it's really freaking cold!"

Sneeze Police

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

Foot in ice cube.

'Tough winter.'

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

Cold

Winter Surrender

"I can't take winter anymore!"

Heating costs.

"Bet You Thought I'd Never Get Here."

'Gesundheit!'

'I'm a teetotaler.'

Your feet are freezing.

Putting on ice skates