Cold Feet Survivor Prints

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I.T. Fear

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

You know it's a really bad winter when. . .

'Stay warm last night?'

"Boy, in the cold light of day it's really freaking cold!"

Sneeze Police

Human Cull: People who constantly sniff, instead of blowing their nose.

Poor kid can't move. Parka-plegic.

Foot in ice cube.

'Tough winter.'

"All done with winter, are we, dear?"

Cold

Winter Surrender

"I can't take winter anymore!"

Heating costs.

"Bet You Thought I'd Never Get Here."

'Gesundheit!'

'I'm a teetotaler.'

Your feet are freezing.

Putting on ice skates

'I was driving to my wedding when my GPS recalculated and so did I.'