Cold Feet Conqueror Prints

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I.T. Fear

Keeping warm.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Running out of Gas.

The Heating Oil Problem.

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

Snake Blogging

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

'Ugh. Every single day.'

'Bless You.'

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

How to dress for forty below...if you're over forty, or under twenty.

'Blow your nose again,Hank. You're calling in some geese.'

Nose Spray.

'Another tissue sample! I have a runny nose.'

"Ok spring, you can come anytime now."