Cold Climate Conquerors Prints

The Heating Oil Problem.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Keeping warm.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Running out of Gas.

Football fan

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

Global Warming Penguin

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'California: Here I come!'

'Ugh. Every single day.'

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."