Comfy Climate Conqueror Prints

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Running out of Gas.

Football fan

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"What ever happened with that old shack you bought in the woods? You were going to rehab and flip it."

"Still judging people on stuff you could never do?"

The Heating Oil Problem.

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

"I like it – I'm just not sure it's what I want to rot on."

Welcome to summer school.

You finished Netflix

Vaccine Coming

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

'Well, that's the gardening done - until the perishing things spring up again!'

An ice cream van surrounded by igloos

Slippery hand golfer

'Tah-DAH! -- Guess what I conquered!'

"You claim you're not cheating on your diet, Mr. Parker. But how do you explain this recent weight gain?"

Beware of the dog in the igloo

Over eating...don't do it.

Woman walking through a bakery with blinkers on.

"So, once again, Mrs Smith, it's grab handle, grip firmly, and pull straight towards you..."

'Funny things carbohydrates - you can't see them, yet they terrify my mother.'

Freezicle.

'Now that the dog's finally house trained, I can start working on Dave.'

"Turns out, this was pretty pointless."

'Sure, they're cute now when they're babies, but look - now he's taken over my couch.'

In a ranch bunk house a mystic sleeps on a bunk bed of barbed wire.