Cold Feet Enthusiast Gifts

Foot in ice cube.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Snow flake

Ice fisher.

I.T. Fear

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

Igloo Building.

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home