Cold Feet Enthusiast T-Shirts

Foot in ice cube.

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Snow flake

Ice fisher.

I.T. Fear

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Electric Blanket.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'Good lord, Mrs. Frost, how long has he been running a fever?!'

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

Snowman directors look at 'Anticipated snow fall this season' chart.

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'Honey, I'm looking fat in white!' 'Trust me, dear. In a few months, the pounds will be melting away.'

'I'm hoping for a heat wave - I could afford to lose a few pounds.'

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

'Yes, we could use someone with your talents!'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

Igloo Building.

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"