Cold Feet Gifts

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

I.T. Fear

Ice skater

Hockey Season.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Electric Blanket.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

To Antarctica

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"There go the summer people, thank God."

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

Mr. Winter blast returns.

This is the part I hate - removing the hook.

"Never lose your cool."