Frosty Foot Gifts

Putting on ice skates

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Ice skater

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Snowman Driver

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

Baby it's cold outside.

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

Melted But Not Forgotten

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

"I surprise you every year!"

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

'Are you crazy? How are you going to run in the snow?'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

Violinist on Skates

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

2 kids and a dog carol singing with a snowman in winter scene

Ice Age.

'Oh, no, the tourists are starting to arrive.'

Foot in ice cube.

The Arrival of Winter.

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."

A snowman shovels a sidewalk before a man gets there.

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Your feet are freezing.

'I was driving to my wedding when my GPS recalculated and so did I.'

"No wonder they're not biting, this worm is frozen solid!"