Frosty Fixer Gifts

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Snowprov

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Ice skater

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Unable to afford scaffolding, Dave ties plungers on his feet to get up a wall.

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

Home Business - Printer Ink.

"Now just open wide and relax. Uncle Fred has told me he has a way to fix your braces faster and cheaper than that overpriced orthodontist."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"Kick the machine"

'Mrs Fenton, next time we have a neurotic snowman booked, get the payment up-front!'

Melted But Not Forgotten

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'Are you crazy? How are you going to run in the snow?'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'Freezer is on the blink.'

Skiing

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'When you're done fixing the furnace, could you gather up these Demons From Hell that escaped?'

Cardiology

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

'It's our last resort.'

Ice Skater

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

"Did you call someone to come test for margarine residue in the refrigerator?"

Stitches.

The Arrival of Winter.