Frosty Footer Gifts

Ice skater

Snowprov

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"No, Doris, not implants!"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

Snowman Driver

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"Old Jack Frost nipping at your nose, eh?"

"I'm getting some ice cubes for my snowman. I think he's hungry."

'I see the name they've called this winter storm, is certainly more civil than what you called it.'

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Tall Snowman

"Damn! - Someone's beaten me to it..!"

Melted But Not Forgotten

"Congratulations! It's a slushie."

"I surprise you every year!"

A street vendor sells chicken soup during a snowstorm.

'Are you crazy? How are you going to run in the snow?'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

Skiing

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill

Violinist on Skates

'Let's drink to air conditioning.'

Ice Age.

Hitchhiking Snowman.

"I L-L-LOVE ICE F-F-FISHING!"

"There. Now he isn't naked."

Ice Skater

2 kids and a dog carol singing with a snowman in winter scene

'Oh, no, the tourists are starting to arrive.'

"It must be a lot colder than I thought."