Cold Feet Pillows

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

Ice skater

I.T. Fear

Hockey Season.

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

Electric Blanket.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am a 24-year-old man. The woman I am about to marry is having second thoughts because she believes that we are too young. What do you think? - Jacob. Actual reader letter. Great question. When is the right time to marry? Randy, our commitment expert, would you like to handle this one? Jacob, really, what were you expecting?! Medic! Randy's not moving.

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

To Antarctica

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

"Heating this place is going to be a problem."

"Put on a top hat and scarf. You'll freeze your carrot off!"

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

The Arrival of Mr. Windchill