Cold Feet Ceremony Pillows

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

I.T. Fear

Antihistamine Rally At National Sinus Cavity

'I still say it was a mistake having the ceremony TOO close to his stag night!'

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

'Thanks to his brilliant conversation techniques, Bob had the shortest calls.'

"Blast it, Perkins, not again!"

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am a 24-year-old man. The woman I am about to marry is having second thoughts because she believes that we are too young. What do you think? - Jacob. Actual reader letter. Great question. When is the right time to marry? Randy, our commitment expert, would you like to handle this one? Jacob, really, what were you expecting?! Medic! Randy's not moving.

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"What do you mean 'no way'?"

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

'Why yes, I would like to buy double glazing...'

Our dance has to be sustainable. I'll send electronic invites. Eco Club. We can hang white LED Christmas lights. The food will be seasonal! Ice cream? W. Fester School.

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens,'

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

Cold and Flu Medication.

Foot in ice cube.

'I've done it! A cold tablet that tastes like chicken soup!'

Oh, crap! The Jehovah's Witnesses are back.

'Try this blue stuff - I've found that blue stuff works good on colds.'

'I had a great day! I woke up 10 people, interrupted 28 breakfasts, 42 lunches and thoroughly ruined 21 dinners.'

"All of our door to door cold callers have to go through a rigorous induction process."

'We'll be back in an hour. Answer the phone if it rings, Burl.' 'What if it doesn't?'

'I was driving to my wedding when my GPS recalculated and so did I.'

Full-Figure Skater

What are you doing? I'm letting double glazing chat to free holidays.

Christmas Stockings with Odor Eaters