Cold Feet Chuckler Pillows

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I.T. Fear

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Keyboard in Heaven

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

'You know you haven't been good, and I know you haven't been good, but good, nevertheless, is your public stance.'

"Gesundheit!"

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

'I hate Mondays!'

Foot in ice cube.

"Someday, son, because of global warming, all this will be your valuable beachfront estate."

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

'I'd like to leave a wake-up call.'

Your feet are freezing.

Bless You!

'I was looking at a global warming website, and the computer froze.'

"I don't know anything about global warming, but these ice cubes are melting like crazy."