Cold Feet Chuckler Mugs

'On second thought, maybe we should see other people.'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

I.T. Fear

"I'm sorry Jayne, but I've got cold feet."

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

'I'm beginning to have second thoughts. I understand that cute wedding photographer is single.'

Nobody noticed when poor Farmer Jack froze to death in the snow at the front of his farm.

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

Keyboard in Heaven

"I do - but it might just be the liquor talking."

"Woah! Where's it say that?"

"And where exactly is Timbuktu?"

'You know you haven't been good, and I know you haven't been good, but good, nevertheless, is your public stance.'

Oh my goodness! Now these 500 cm of snow are melting!

"Gesundheit!"

'What about change? Do you have any change in your pockets?'

Tonight's topic: Global warming.

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

'Of course it's renewable -- you just throw more sticks on it!'

"What's all this I've been hearing about the Cloud?"

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

'I hate Mondays!'

Foot in ice cube.

'You're sure a thirsty bunch.'

"Someday, son, because of global warming, all this will be your valuable beachfront estate."

'I'd like to leave a wake-up call.'

Your feet are freezing.

Bless You!

Ha! Take that, all you doomsayers! Where's my sunscreen? We find hope in the littlest moments.

"I don't know anything about global warming, but these ice cubes are melting like crazy."